15.8.08

The Comedy of Errors

"Why," you may as yourself, "Is Hilary updating the blog again so soon? I thought they were biking to Harwich." Good question. And, unlike most good questions, this one has an answer.


Our tires, wheels and inner tubes are cursed. They really must be.

Joe and Colin returned from Oxford yesterday shortly after I had updated the blog, and we decided to pitch in and help Colin some more (we owe him sooooo big after letting us crash unannounced at his place for so long), with the intention of leaving this morning. In the evening, we had a great time playing the London Game and Colditz with Duncan, who, according to Colin, sounded a bit surprised when he found out we were still hanging out with in P. Risboro.



This morning, Joe and I set off, and believe it or not, actually made it further than we ever have before. About 200 yards further.



Turns out that the wheel Joe bought yesterday is shot -- the axel wobbles. "This wouldn't make it to Paris," Joe said, with surprisingly few explicatives.



Colin looked a bit astonished when Joe knocked at his door, and we all stood around wracking our brains as to what to do. In the end, I biked to Oxford and back via the lovely cycling trails (there's an entire network in England! http://www.sustrans.co.uk/) on a quest to exchange the wheel (with it strapped to the back of my bike, "You look like a helibike!" Joe said), and Joe went to help Colin catch up on work in the shop.

DIY to the Max!

So, while I was cycling on the Phoenix Trail, the men were busy at work converting a van into a camper. This is how far they've gotten:





And this is what Colin's going for:


You can check out Colin's work at www.waveridervans.co.uk

Laughing at ourselves
Colin has introduced us to Harry and Paul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4er0rZjB0Y

The Plan: ReReModified
We'll be leaving for Harwich tomorrow morning. Should Fate see it fit.

14.8.08

The best-laid plans of mice and men...

Well, yesterday, we ran into a bit of a snafu. Leaving Oxford later than we expected to (due to issues that arose unexpectedly), we cycled about 20 miles east (via a lovely bike path) to Princes Risborough, to be welcomed (very graciously at the very last minute) by Joe's sister's boyfriend's brother, Colin. While leaving yesterday morning, *ping!* a second spoke on Joe's back wheel (the one that bears all the weight) snapped. Colin saved the day, driving us 25 miles to try to get a new wheel or a new bike, but in the end, we returned to Princes Risborough for a second night chez lui. We spent the rest of the afternoon working off our debt in his shop converting a van into a camper, and then had a fun night of playing Nintendo Wii (the boys are sore this morning from baseball). This morning, Colin and Joe are off to Oxford to another bike shop, ever on the quest for a new bike or wheel for Joe, and I'm taking advantage of the time to update the world on our voyage. (I apologize ahead of time for the brevity!) Very, very sadly, I'm sorry to say that we've lost all of our photographs between August 3 and August 14, due to a mistake in transfering them from the camera to the portable harddrive.

August 2 -- Day 38
On the road again, we cycled about 50 miles this day to Redditch, just south of Birmingham, to see our good friend Victoria and her mom, Anne. On the way, I was passed by a girl cycling from Aberdeen, Scotland, all the way to Land's End. Her husband, who'd hurt his leg, was following her in the car and carting all their things, so she was putting away about 85 miles a day. 85 miles! Good grief!

As Mr. McKie warned, we had to tackle a huuuuuge hill called Harley's Bank. "The girl in pink said she'd try to bike up it, but I think you're doing it the right way," a roadside hiker told me as I pushed my bike up the hill. We struck up a conversation, and it turns out he was from a town on the other side of this monstrosity, called Much Wenlock. I'd already visited it before two years ago, and was eager to see it again. Half an hour later, I met Joe at the top of the hill, and we free-wheeled it all the way down to Much Wenlock. This is a beautiful, small town, with much of its original architecture still in tact, and we visited a 1300-year-old church for a few moments -- "You just missed coffee!" said the rector's wife, smiling.

Bridgnorth


Worcestershire

Redditch!


Later that evening, we rolled into Victoria's driveway, greeted by a fantastic sign that said, "Bienvenue! You made it!" Hooray!

We talked into the late hours of the night, eating dinner sometime around 11:00, à la espagnole.

And we had a fantastic time with Victoria and her mum.

On Sunday, we more or less just putzed around the house, drinking tea and eating biscuits while we caught up with each other, though we went blackberry picking as well along a little road called Lovelyne(yum!).

August 3 -- Day 39
On Monday, we caught a train into Birmingham, where we met Joe's friend. Birmingham used to be very industrial, and it's population shot through the roof during the mid- to late-1800s. Many people lived in atrocious conditions here during the Industrial Revolution, and even up until 1966, a quarter of the houses didn't have indoor toilets. (Workers for the Cadbury Chocolate factory, on the other hand, had it pretty good. The brothers who founded the business, being the cool Quakers that they were, built a decent housing complex for their workers.) That's all changed now, and it's quite a pleasant city to stroll through.

The Bull Ring, where cattle were traditionally traded in Birmingham.


Canals in downtown Birmingham.

Going to an exhibition about hair at the art museum:






Two Victorias:Very, very disappointingly, we have no more photos of our time with Victoria or Nancy, Joe's sister.

We stopped in for a bit at an exhibition at the art museum -- about hair! It explored what hair means to individuals and groups of people, and how we use our hair to express who we are. Quite interestingly, they interviewed Muslim women who, despite their head coverings, are beginning to have their hair done beautifully underneath, and punk rockers, among other groups of people.

Krispy Kreme!!!

Ah, that takes me back to North Carolina, near where I grew up and the company was founded. "Fresh hot donuts!" the red neon sign flashed -- we didn't think twice, and quickly lined up for our own taste of sugary sweet loveliness.

Here I sigh a big sigh of disappointment, as we had some amazing photos of interesting architecture around the city to share. Big sigh, right here. Instead, I snatched this photo from wikipedia's article on Birmingham of the Selfridge's building:



At the last minute, we dashed to our train, and met Victoria's sister and her friend for a fantastic dinner back at Victoria's house.

August 5 -- Day 40

Early in the morning, Anne drove the three of us to Stratford-on-Avon. On the way there, we passed Coughton Hall, where the wives of the men behind the Gunpowder Plot waited as their husbands attempted to blow up Parliament, and with it, King James I of England, in 1605. Ooooo.

Our first stop in Stratford was the Courtyard Theatre, temporary home of the Royal Shakespeare Company (they only have three theatres in town...only...), for tickets to Hamlet. Weeee! We were excited to see England's most prestigious Shakespearean company put on the show.

The rest of the day, we sightsaw (did I just make up a word?) around Stratford, checking out Shakespeare's birthplace and his church, making frequent breaks for tea and cakes whenever it rained (mmmm...soooo gooooood), and spotting random famous actors in the street (well, this we're taking on faith with Victoria's good word, as Joe and I didn't recognize these people). We grabbed fish-n-chips for dinner and ("Ooooo!") walked into the theatre. We later learned that this was the official opening night of the show, so there were all kinds of actors and other important-looking types there, and we were filmed briefly by the BBC. Victoria would turn and squeeze our arms, whispering, "That's such and such a person!" and I swear I saw a girl who must be Judi Dench's granddaughter. This production of the show has gotten a lot of attention, since the actor playing Hamlet (David Tennant, and he plays it very well) is currently Dr. Who:

A bit of a hearthrob, some critics have been hard on him, saying that the show is soldout to women just wanting to see him in person, but it turns out that he was a legitimate Shakespearean actor before his days playing sci-fi.


It was another sci-fi actor who made my heart throb, though. Victoria had to hold me back when the man playing Claudius and the Ghost walked out onto stage:That's right!! Patrick Stewart!! And what a Claudius did he play. Oooo, so thrilling!

(As a side-note: I realized that Patrick Stewart's Captain Jean-Luc Picard's favorite drink is Earl Grey Tea. Is this inconsistent with the fact that his character is French? Shouldn't he be drinking, oh, I don't know, an espresso or a verre de Bordeaux?)

So, lesson learned: if you want to play cool sci-fi characters on TV, a solid background in Shakespeare wouldn't hurt.

Joe: "To think, we just had all these fantastic actors in front of us for three hours!"

(Photos of David Tennant and Patrick Stewart from wikipedia)

August 6 -- Day 41

We putzed around again, cycling a bit to the nearby village of Feckinham. In the evening, we came home to a cream tea beautifully laid out by Anne. Now, I must explain this fantastic English institution. A cream tea consists of scones, tea (with milk! of course), jam, and -- oh, the best -- clotted cream from Cornwall. Clotted cream, though its name may invoke images of cream that should have been thrown out weeks ago, is in fact a delicious, thick yet fluffy, slightly sweetened cream. So, you slice your scone in half, smear on the jam and cream (or the cream and then the jam), ignore the amount of calories you're about to introduce to your body in on bite, and -- mmmm! -- enjoy the moment of bliss. Really, the English have got tea time down.


August 7 -- Day 42

Joe left early this morning and biked on to his sister Nancy's in Oxford. I stayed behind to chill with Victoria a little longer, and to catch up on the blog (which was weeks and weeks behind!).

August 8 -- Day 43

I set out on my own to Oxford this morning despite the light rain, stopping in Stratford on the way again. Coming to a quiet one-way street, I dismounted, and was promptly addressed by a smart-looking old gentleman: "My, aren't you a quite the law-abiding cyclist! Most others would just keep going in the wrong direction or cycle on the path." I stopped to chat with him a while. "You know the theatre is just down that way?" I told him I'd just seen Hamlet the other night, and enjoyed it thoroughly. "Ah, yes, many people come to see Hamlet just to see David Tennant," to which I replied that I'd only ever seen one episode of Dr. Who. He smiled and encouraged me on my way: "Cheerio! Or, until next time, as they say!"

I made it to Oxford in good time, with advice from Joe to take the bike paths ("I almost fell twice."). Indeed, we are both surprised at how much faster we're biking now!

And in Oxford, we spent a fun and relaxing few days, all too short, with Nancy, her boyfriend Duncan, and their lovely new baby, Imogen.

August 9 -- Day 43


Feebie? Phoebe?

No, FEB! Or, Full English Breakfast. Seven ingrediants: sausage, bacon, black pudding, fried eggs, beans, toast...I forgot the last one! Mmm, and tea. Guaranteed to sustain you for many hours, to kill you after long-term consumption, and to give vegetarians nightmares.

Dodging the rain, we walked into the city of Oxford to check out the Museum of Natural History -- a massive collection of stuffed animals, fossils, rocks, and statues of the scientists who studied them, housed in a tall, light-filled neo-gothic gallery. Then we did a quick tour of Oxford and New College (which dates from, what 1300?), whose grounds were used, among other things, as a burial ground for victims of the Black Plague. We stopped for tea and cake in the late afternoon (without fail, always a good idea!), and sauntered back home in the rain. After a while, you know, you just get used to it.

That night, Joe and I babysat the 'Moge so that Duncan and Nancy could have a night out, and we stuffed ourselves with vegetarian curry (to balance out the FEB), and watched the British version of The Office.


August 10 -- Day 44

In the morning, I went to church at Christ College's chapel, which is the city's cathedral and a gorgeous place, architecturally, and was filled with beautiful singing from a visiting Dutch choir. Curiously: the pews all faced the inner isle, not the sanctuary.

In the afternoon, we went to West Wycombe, which is an old estate now owned and run by the National Trust. One of its owners of old, a certain Sir Francis Dashwood, also excavated the nearby Hellfire Caves, known for its allegedly crazy parties, of which partook a certain Benjamin Franklin (oh, do google it). The house itself (house? mansion, I should say), often appearing in films like the recent "The Importance of Being Earnest", was covered in portraits and (some rather suggestive) murals, and was filled with gorgeous furniture. We walked around the park a bit as well, taking in the green-ness of it all.

That evening, we had tea with Duncan's parents (tea! so good!), and then a deeeeelicious traditional roast chicken dinner.

August 11 -- Day 45

A day for gathering our things together, doing laundry, lubricating bike chains, and planning out the rest of our trip. Nancy, who is appearing on the prestigious Mastermind television quiz show soon, was to fly out the next day to be filmed in her hometown of St. Louis with Imogen, so we were planning to leave the next morning as well.

After dinner that evening, Joe and I met an old friend of his from school for drinks. Sabrina, it turns out, just finished her master's in Eastern European Studies, and so she set forth to explain to us the current conflict between Georgia and Russia. (Being on the road so much, we are rather out of touch with the news!).


August 12 -- Day 46

Dickmanning

I learned a new word:

"To Dickmann" - verb. To take a lot longer to leave than one has planned.

Between the rain (weather is so fickle here!), some unexpected news for me, and general preparations (like buying our ferry tickets for Friday morning), we got out of town muuuuch later than we thought we would. We wanted to get a start, as we had about 135 to 150 miles to bike by Friday morning, in time to catch our ferry. With rain a definite possibility, Duncan said, "Why don't you stop at Colin's? He's on your way, and you can stay there for the night." Colin is Duncan's brother who lives just 20 miles east of Oxford. Seeing as it was about 7pm, we jumped on the idea.


The curse of the flat tires

I swear, we must just have the most horrible luck with flat tires.

We checked them before we left, and Joe even pumped up his somewhat flat tire again.

Must've gone through some broken glass.

"Are you serious?" Joe said. We weren't even out of the city yet. We found a pedestrian tunnel to shelter in from the rain, and changed the innertube in my back tire as quickly as possible. We've now used a total of four innertubes between the two of us.

That task done (performed quite quickly now, as we've had lots of experience with it), we got back onto the bike path (thankfully, as one would not want to cycle down A40). We were pleased to find that it led us down quiet country roadswith virtually no traffic and recently-paved paths. Things were looking up as the sun came out, a rainbow arched in the east, and we dodged puddles on the pavement. Just six miles from Colin's:

"Joe, does my tire look flat to you?" Yep, it had gone again. It was getting dark (the sun sets so much earlier now than when we started this trip in June), so we just stopped every mile or so and pumped it up again.

We noted that miles are much longer than kilometers. We're looking forward to the gratification one has when ticking kilometers off quickly on the continent.

But, I am proud to say, that despite all the flatness of tires, we made it to Colin's in two hours -- that's twenty miles in two hours, folks! Much faster than we used to be! Colin greeted us at the door, and a few hours later, we collapsed happily into our beds.


August 13 -- Day 46

After many thanks to Colin and patching my innertube, we cycled through Princes Risborough for another FEB to fill ourselves up on protein, over which we reassessed our journey. We were on the road for less than five minutes when,

"PING!"

Even though I was maybe twenty meters from Joe, even I heard his spoke snap. His wheel, bending under all the weight in his bags and his body, just couldn't handle the stress. We walked back into P. Risboro (as the signs say) to the bike shop, only to read a sign that said,

"On holiday until August 16th. We apologize for any inconvenience our shop's closure may cause."

So were we!

Luckily, Joe got a hold of Colin, who offered to take us to the next town in search of a new wheel. We hurried to his house, threw our bikes in the back of his van, and sped off. 25 miles and two bike shops later, we still had no wheel ("We can get it in maybe a week and a half.") and 110 miles to cover by Friday morning. We pounded our heads for possible solutions. In the end, we decided to return to Colin's house to do some research. Calling the ferry company, we learned that we can change our ticket to another day (whew!), so we can still bike the rest of the distance and avoid taking a bus or the dreaded train (a quick lesson on the shortfalls of the invisible hand: Margaret Thatcher privatized British trains in the 1980s, which led to a complete disaster. Train tickets are completely overpriced now -- as the train might be owned by one company, but who might have to rent use of the track from another company -- and you may have to change companies several times during a trip.). Colin searched eBay for the possibility of Joe's buying a new bike altogether, and in the end found a bike shop in Oxford (where the boys are now, as I write).


Colin, who runs his own one-man company converting vans into camping vehicles, had very generously sacrificed most of his working day driving us around on this crazy hunt for a bicycle wheel (lesson learned: call in advance!). It being late in the afternoon, he needed to get some work done, so we pitched in and helped!

We worked on customizing Ikea cabinets (I learned how to drill!) to fit into the back of the current van, and on installing the bedframe. For this second task, Joe slid his skinny self underneath the van, squeezing himself just beneath the muffler ("Don't put anymore weight on the van, please!"), to drill holes through the chassy and the bottom of the van's body, to which we would later bolt the bedframe.







Wii? Oui!

Who wants to play real sports? We played Wii for hours with Colin's friends after a yummy chicken curry dinner, incuring possible shoulder and elbow injuries from simulated baseball, golf, and bowling games.

"Well, we're having great fun and we're looking forward to 2012."

The response of all the British athletes who've walked away without an Olympic medal.

August 14 -- Day 47

The first ever absolutely up-to-date blog entry!!!!

Bada-bing, bada boom!

So, well, the men are in Oxford bicycle hunting, and I'm keeping the cats company as I write. We'll see what new adventures await us once we get back on the road again!

Cheerio!

12.8.08

Tea and more cool accents!

Right-o! So, Joe and I have been on the lovely island of Great Britain since July 31, and we've been enjoying every minute of it! We've visited friends and family, have toured the beautiful countryside, visited ancient towns, got a good dose of Shakespeare, and only with a little bit of rain to cycle through.

July 31 - Day 36

"Preparing for civilisation" Day


We got to Shrewsbury in Shropshire at 6am. We walked through the silent streets of this old town, and waited in the shadow of the old city marketplace until a coffee shop opened its doors across the way.

Golden light poured through, and we staggered in. We sat for hours here in comfy armchairs, drinking cup after cup, reading our books, watching Shrewsbury wake up and get busy. Sometime in the early afternoon, we stirred ourselves to run a few errands -- I bought a pair of pants to replace my torn jeans, Joe ate about four hamburgers from McDonald's, and, to our delight, we found a family owned hardware store where I could fix my bike seat.

"Do you know where they could get a volt?"
"A bolt," I corrected the young, stiffly coiffed young man behind the counter of TK Maxx. His colleague directed us to a nearby grocery store. No bolt there. "Check at Birch's, it's just around the corner," said the man at Customer Service. How was it possible that four employees at TK Maxx didn't know about a hardware store just feet from their door?

We found Birch's with no problem. Stepping in, it reminded me of my grandfather's old toolshed -- dark and dank, smelling of kerosene ("It's probably soaked into the walls, now," Mr. Birch said later), and everything from chimney grates to live animal traps to rakes and shovels hanging all over the shop. We were greeted by Mr. Birch, a kind man dressed in a smart suit and with his gray hair slicked back. He took my bicycle seat, reached into a small drawer in a small cabinet in search of proper bolt to replace the one that, as I explained, still threatened to tear my pants. Not finding a suitable length, he proceeded to put the seat into a vice and saw away at the end of the bolt with a hack saw. We gaped in disbelief at this properly-dressed man sawing away at the bolt, but were even more surprised when he sparks flew as he sanded down the end. It was perfect! He smiled as we praised his work: "50 p," he said with a wave of the hand. We told him how rare we thought his shop must be now, and he agreed, saying that his father had opened this shop years and years ago. Sure enough, his elderly mother came out of the small office at the back of the store and greeted us. We were charmed.



Later, Joe reminded me to use the word "trousers" here, not pants. "Pants" refer to underwear.

Near the end of the day, we biked out to Bayston Hill, where we met the McKies, a lovely couple I met a few years ago while accompanying a trip of high schoolers to England. It was delightful to see them again and to spend the next few days with them!

August 1 -- Day 37

This day, we had the grand tour of Shrewsbury and the surrounding area. The McKies showed us all around and told us all about the history of this beautiful town. We visited Shrewsbury School, one of the most prestigious private schools in England; learned about architecture (many of the old black-and-white, timber Tudor houses received a Georgian facelift of brick, in order to be fashionable in the 1800s; to avoid a tax based on the number of windows in one's house, some people bricked over their windows and then painted the brick to in a trompe-oeil to make them resemble proper windows); we strolled around beautiful streets and down narrow alleys, passing St. Chad's, notable for being thoroughly round, and went into the ancient St. Mary's, whose beautiful "Jesse window" depicts Jesse's lineage; we stopped for tea and yummy tea cakes; and later, we went for a walk on Lyth Hill, and saw fields and meadows stretch out for miles and miles, until, in the distance, they were bordered by tall, dark hills. Mr. McKie pointed out Ironbridge to Joe, where the Industrial Revolution got its start.




After another cup of tea and biscuits, a delicious dinner of traditional cottage pie filled our tummies and prepared us for a tipsy trifle, our first one ever! Careful, or it might make you a trifle tipsy!

We had a fantastic time with the McKies, and were sad to leave the next morning. Hopefully, we'll make it back again soon!



I hate to write in such a rush! I will have to tell more about our stay with Victoria and her mom in Redditch, and then about our stay with Joe's sister and her family in Oxford at the next stop! Now we're about to get back on the road again and head to Harlwich, where we'll take a ferry to Hoek van Holland. On the column to the left you can see our tentative route for the rest of the trip, so you can follow along.

Cheers!
-Hilary

7.8.08

Hellooooooo!

It's been several weeks, (my, how time whooshes by!) and Joe and I only now have sat down to update the blog. We're giving you a shout out from the town of Oxford, where we're hanging out with Joe's sister and her family.


However, when I last left off, we were still in Ireland...(cue wavy visual effects and harp music)...


Seeing the countryside

We had just run into the lovely Mrs. Nuala Morrison Stack (her first name is pronounced "Noola"), a kind and enthusiastic woman with plenty of ideas of things for us to see and places to go around Killeagh. "You can either speed off down the main route," she said, "Or you can stop and get a proper look of what's around." Further advice from her: "If you want to know what there is to see, jest talk to the locals. Just pretend yer lost and they'll be mar than happy tuh help ya out."


So, we took her advice and visited the sites she recommended. We stopped briefly at the beach in Garryvoe; awed the pottery at Stephen Pearce's Pottery Emporium (quite good, do google them to check it out), inspiring us to throw some clay ourselves -- we even caught a glimpse of Mr. Pearce himself in the warehouse, a rather peculiar man who's self-declaredjob in life is to "bring beauty into yours", mm hmm; we found and explored the Penn family castle, as promised, behind the catholic church, which we wouldn't have even seen, let alone identified as once belonging to the Penns had Nuala not pointed it out; and zipped into the Ballymaloe Cookery School just before closing.


(Penn's castle is, well, falling down. It shares a wall or two with the church, but was recently bought by Mr. Pearce, who had/has ideas of renovating it, but has fallen out with the priest as to what to do. These ideas are, evidently, only partly-realized, and the castle has become a curious mix of old stone and new, somewhat kitsch, cinderblock/concrete construction. Grafitti on the interior attested to its current role as a local hangout (hey, we got in with no problem too), but the character of the ruins still pervades the scene.)


(Two highly-relaxed little dogs who teetered around slowly on legs that looked as though they were not designed for walking -- indeed they were more made for wobbling drunkenly in your general direction, bearing their owner's weight just long enough until they could crash down at your feet and, upon surrendering their load, stick out at obtuse angles from around their plump bellies, for shameless fawning and caresses -- greeted us with forlorn eyes and stomachs turned skywards ("for no one ever feeds us or pets us or looks after us!" they claimed, lies that we only encouraged with our coos and petting) at the little picket gate of the Ballymaloe Cookery School (www.cookingisfun.ie), a world-class organic farm, gardens, and cookery school complex catering to those who can afford it -- 200€ for a day-long class, 10 000€ for a 12-week course -- run by Nuala's friend Darina Allen. The grounds were bright and cheerful, with a little shop selling cookbooks and yumminess by the ounce, the cookery school to the rear, and gardens all around. Inside the shop, we found all kinds of organic-and-homemade-this (jams and cordials and spices and...) and DIY-that, including a very fascinating book over which Joe and I drooled by a John Seymore that's all about back-to-the-basics house and farm skillz (like cheese-making, shingle-making, chair-caning, and the like). We met Mrs. Allen's son, who is also the grandson of the woman who started the complex as a restaurant way back in the day, when she created delicious dishes with local ingredients. The place was successful and grew and grew to its present-day success, where world-class chefs come to train. This impressed Joe and I, but made us think as well: while we were glad to see people encouraging organic cooking and farming, does such catering to the upper classes leave everyone else out of the picture, or serve as inspiration? Is there a sort of "trickle-down" effect? Is this ironic, that organic farming/cooking, once the norm and even the domain of the poor, has become chic? In any case, at least they are promoting an eco-friendly form of cooking and food production!)


While out in the county, we reflected on whether or not we should call Nuala and accept her invitation to spend the night. She was, after all, a complete stranger, and while we were eager to get to know her and learn from her, we didn't want to impose either. In the end, we excitedly phoned her -- wrong number! "Hmmmm...perhaps it's our French phones that won't send the signal." We asked a small group of people for help dialing ("Aye, that's a county Cork number."), but the number still wouldn't go through. Then the people offered to dial the number using their phones! When the number still didn't work, they insisted for a good five or ten minutes to continue trying! We thanked them for their help, touched by their generosity, and found a nearby hotel to ask for a phone book. "Would you like to use our phone?" the woman at the desk asked. "Oh, I know a Nuala Stack from Ladysbridge," said another woman. Turns out a "4" was recently tacked onto the front of the local phone numbers, and even the phone books didn't reflect this change. This was our last try, and we dialed her up again. "Yes! Come on over whenever you like!" was Nuala's response.


From Ladysbridge, a tiny little village, she gave us directions, and we found her house in the country rather easily, as she cheerfully greeted us from behind the hedge like a mother welcoming home her children. They'd used to welcome students on exchange from France, so she showed us to a lovely room all set up for young visitors. While we freshened up, her husband Amon came home -- ("After he retired, he decided he didn't want to stay home, so now he leaves at five in the morning to drive a cement truck!"), and we all sat down to a warm-your-soul dinner of fish and home-grown potatoes, finished off by ice cream with raspberries, and then sponge cake and tea. We talked about all kinds of things -- politics, schools (Nuala's got a D.Phil and was in the middle of correcting exams), local and national Irish history and customs, Ireland's close ties with America, Gaelic sports...! The list could go on and on! Essentially, this was our crash-course in everything-Ireland!


Franco-Irish relations

During tea, the evening news came on, and who else was there but Mr. Sarkozy, visiting Ireland with the goal of convincing the Irish to accept the Lisbon Treaty. Fat chance. You shoulda seeeeeen all the protesters. Someone was even arrested for throwing eggs at him. (We've since spoken with a number of Irish about this, and some of them have said that they feel that they've benefitted well from aid fiven by the European Commission, and that Ireland should sign the treaty -- protesters, in their opinion, are afraid of losing autonomy, the ability to remain neutral in war, and their anti-abortion stance (This last one is especially controversial: "The Irish Constitution denies some human rights," one woman said. An especially shocking case recently involved a young rape victim who tried to go to England for an abortion, but was stopped by Irish officials and was brought back to Ireland.))


After dinner, Amon took Joe and I for a quick tour of the area as the sun set. We went to a nearby cemetery where Nuala's grandmother was buried, as well as the poet Spenser's wife in the adjoining church. After Spenser died, she returned to Ireland and remarried; thus, on her tomb are two statues of women kneeling next to the outstretched figure of a man. Amon pointed out details on the statues, like the lace on the women's collars, particular to time and place. The church itself, suffering from a loss of parishioners, was closed a while ago and stripped of its roof and floors, but bits and pieces are being restored.


Afterwards, Amon took us to the coast to see the Ballycotton lighthouse. Many years ago, there was also a lightship anchored nearby to warn passing ships of the dangerous rocks. A fierce storm broke the ship's tether, and the rescue mission to save the men on board, in which Nuala's grandfather took part, took days, he explained.


From there, we went to see an overlook of Youghal (remember: pronounced "y'all"). Interesting facts: it was quite an important port in its day, and is where Sir Walter Raleigh sailed from; also, part of a 1950s version of Moby Dick was filmed there.


When we got back to the house, Amon found an old copy of the history of the local area, and in which we read about the nearby castle and about Spenser's wife's second husband's family. They also found a few volumes of poetry by Spenser and Yeats, which we flipped through for a while (things to read when we aren't cycling!), and, pouring over our maps, they gave us very useful tips on routes to take after Cork ("Killarney is rather touristy...").


Some more things we learned about Ireland

Joe and I brainstormed and jotted down as much as we could remember from our conversations with the Stacks, but alas, they were so filled to the brim with juicy nuggets of information that I don't think I will even touch on everything they taught us.


1. Irish language -- From time to time, Nuala and Edmond spoke in Irish, which sounded sooooo cool. But: "What's the use of it? Everyone speaks English. If you speak the language, you get grants." On the Irish-only signs near Ring: "They're so bothersome!" Hmm. Food for thought.


We learned a few bits and pieces of Irish:

- Kil (or Cil in Irish) (such as Killarney), Rath (as in Rathmore), and Lis = fort

- Bally (or Baile in Irish) (like Ballymaloe) = town

- Mac = son

Combine them and you get towns with names like Ballymackeelthat mean "Town of the son of Keel".


There's much in a name, as well. Amon taught us that the local town of Ladysbridge got its name from a local legend: a woman, in search of her husband, desperately needed to cross the river there. As there was no bridge, all the women laid down their brooms across the river so she could get to the other side.


The English names of Irish places also don't necessarily sound phonetically the same as the Irish name, we learned.


2. Irish History -- We've already listed a few facts we learned about Ireland from the Stacks in the last post, namely that Ireland has pretty much been under constant English rule until the early 1920s, and that any Irishman born up until 1948 could obtain a British passport.

They also talked about how many young Irish went to London following WWII -- there simply weren't any jobs to be had in Ireland. They went to London for a few years as well in the 1960s, not because they had to, but because they wanted to. It was there that Amon learned about JFK's death -- "He had come to southern Ireland and had spoken just that spring in 1963. When I heard about his death, I said, 'I saw him only a few months ago!' but no one believed me until I convinced them."


3. The Great Famine -- One sees cemeteries and memorials to this major event all over Ireland. Indeed, this one event in the 1850s greatly shook Ireland. Those who could, left. "We're the ones who couldn't get away!" said Nuala. According to her, people saved as much as they could and walked ("Why, of course they walked. They had no other means.") from all over Ireland to take a ship from nearby Cobh (pronounced "cove") to America. Those who made it to the poorhouse, though it has a terrible reputation, are those who survived.


4. Gaelic Athletic Association -- exclusively for the sports of hurling and Irish football. The Irish are nuts about their sports! Athletes come from each county to play these traditional games for love of county and sport, and despite all the attention, are not paid for their participation. "They're quite tribal on the pitch, but you know after the game they're all down drinking together at the pub!" Joe and I learned about hurling, and later watched a match, a game that looks much like a combination of field hockey, egg-spoon racing, soccer, basketball, wrestling and baseball, and requires an incredible amount of skill and dexterity. Each man is armed with a long paddle with a curved end, and they score by getting a ball much like a baseball either into the goal net or over the goalposts. These men somehow manage to bounce this ball on the end of their paddle while running at full speeds down the field, being pursued by the other team, who will commence to beating him if they catch up with him. At the last minute, with the other team breathing down his neck, the player grabs the ball with his hand, tosses it into the air, and whacks it with his paddle in a desperate attempt to score. Should the ball hit the ground, players either swing at it like in hockey or golf, or they magically scoop it back up onto their paddle -- without using their hands! -- to start off running again. God bless the poor goalkeep, who, from time to time, must somehow stop this small leather ball whizzing by his face with some part of his body.


Does the word soccer come from Ireland or the US? We don't know, only that the Irish refer to their own form of football by that name and to soccer by that name. Ha-ha! Justification!


It being very late at this point, we all fell into bed. "I probably won't see you in the morning, so I'll give you a toot if I see you on the road tomorrow," said Amon.




July 22 - Day 22


"Yer just like my children!" said Mrs. Stack, when Joe and I finally pulled ourselves out of the comfy bed and into the kitchen late in the morning. Our exhausted bodies simply wouldn't let us get up earlier. "I've been hard at work all morning just to make you feel guilty," she said with a wink. She showed us her "children," -- piles and piles of exams she was grading. She insisted on making us an Irish breakfast of porridge, bacon, sausages, black pudding (sooo good! it's mixed with barley to give it a breadiness), and brownbread with jam.


After breakfast, we washed a few things (whew!), packed our bags, and then looked at her family photos. She told us her daughter had been nervous about our staying overnight, which we thought was quite a normal reaction: Nuala laughed, "I told 'er I took in some strays! She said you could've been serial killers, but then, so could've I! Well, I'm sure yer mothers would be glad to know someone was lookin' after ye." (She refused to let me take her photo, "Dressed like this? No no!" but rather gave me a photo of her and Amon with one of their beautiful grandchildren.)


Nuala's and Amon's kindness and generosity both surprised and pleased Joe and I to such an extent, I believe it will forever remain with me.




Irish directions

"Now, you take the A42 until you get to the light, and then you go straight -- you won't see it, but you'll pass the railway station on your left -- so you keep going straight until you get to the next light, and you go straight there. Keep going straight, and then at the third light -- you'll know it by the town hall on the right -- you go...straight."


Directions are given in such an illustrative manner, that you think there's no possible way you could remember all these landmarks and details. With time, you begin to build up the image inside your mind, and once you're in a town, you see exactly what your direction-giver meant.


"I know all these names!"

We hadn't realized just how many people came to the US from Ireland until, reading signs and tombstones, we recognized many, many names of friends and aquaintances from America. In fact, listening to the Irish accent, we heard characteristics of the American accent, and I've also reflected on commonalities between Irish and American hospitality.

Stars and Bars
We were surprised to find that people County Cork, as "The Rebel County," fly the Confederate Stars and Bars from time to time, and especially at GAA matches -- not because of its ties to the American South in particular, but more because of its rebellious spirit.


Farls

Joe: "Irish bread gives French bread a run for its money." Mmm hmm! We loooove the brown soda bread, but stumbled upon white soda bread, which is like a giant buttermilk biscuit, and the heavenly goodness that is a farl. Our favorite roadside snack: chocolate farl sandwiches.


The Jameson Whiskey Factory

In Midleton, we stopped by Ireland's best-known whiskey factory.


Kilometer 1000!

Crossed just before Cork!


Cork

Because of all the time we spent in Midleton, we got to Cork around 6pm -- "We're closed," said the guard at Penney's, when I started to go in to buy a new jacket. Oh, frustration! Cork, however, was a charming, buzzing, pedestrian-friendly town, and with the help of a friendly mustachioed biker ("Don't go up there, that's a landfill, but go straight and you'll find a park."), we found a campsite not far from town.


July 23 - Day 28


In the morning, we were super-efficace (efficient) as we walked around the compact town to do our much-needed errands. Bam-bam-bam! we knocked things off the list.


Klaas, the Dutch Irishman and the Cork Outdoor Store

In one small outdoors-store (we were delighted to find several in Cork!) we stumbled upon a friendly, very tall man working there who went out of his way to give us fantastic advice about where to go. He agreed with Amon that Killarney was touristy, but that the road there was definitely bike-able -- even with baggage -- and the lake and park all around it were well worth visiting. He recommended going everywhere in southwestern Ireland, especially along the coasts. "Outdoorsing in Ireland is amazing, and the people are so friendly," he said. "You can camp most anywhere," and, like Nuala, said that you need only ask people if you can camp in their field. To our surprise (his accent was so good!), he said that he was actually from Holland, where he had worked for Apple, Inc., but had decided ten years ago to move to Ireland on permanent holiday, and he leaves the city as much as possible to be in the countryside.


He also filled us in on the building boom in Ireland -- according to him, there's much corruption in the government ("You've got it in the states, where do you think it came from?") that pushed the development through. Those profiting from it have been on trial for years, but no one ends the tribunal process because so many are making money from it.


Additionally, "Recycling is just talk in Ireland."


Cork Outdoor Store

Cornmarket Street

Coalquay, Cork


On the counter, we saw a small flyer for the Cork Cycling Arts Festival for th 27/28 July -- curious! But we were eager to get cycling again towards Mallow. We were on our way to Shandon Church to hear the 6 o'clock bells chime, at Nuala's recommendation...


Vaccination sheet -- don't leave home without it!

...when I stepped on a nail. Aie! Hobbling over to sit down and pull it out, I saw our trip being delayed even more by a swelling toe, foot...amputation! Turns out 'twas merely a flesh-wound, but having drawn blood, I stopped in a pharmacy (conveniently open til 10pm) for advice on tetanus. Fearing my tetanus shot was expired, a quick call home confirmed that I was in the clear.


"We're on a cycling tour of the town, would you like to join us?"

Greatly relieved I wouldn't be spending the next few hours in a clinic, we were strapping on our gear when up rolled a great huge group of cyclers. "Is this critical mass?" we asked ourselves. No! It was part of the Cork Cycling Arts Festival! At the girl's invitation, we glanced at each other, and said, "Sure!" We learned about Shandon Church (it's said to have four lying faces), the butter market, past the opera house, up to the city wall, and to the old military barracks held by the English over the town until 1922. At each stop, our guide gave us a bit of history about the particular spot and, to our delight, he sang a traditional song associated with each site, getting us to join in at the chorus! We also biked (and push-biked) up some of the fiercest hills we've yet seen (Joe: "I thought I did damage to my bronchial tubes."), cheered on by passers-by and cars alike, and I was even helped up one particularly grueling hill by some friendly fellow bikers. The guide astonished us with the fact that there're annual bike races up and down that hill! That would take buns of steel to go up, and nerves of steel to go down!



The whole thing was very crunchy (read: fantastically alternative). You can check out all the activities they'd planed for the week at www.cork-cycling-arts-festival.org, and plan something similar in your town!


At the barracks, we decided to part ways, as it was getting dark and we didn't really want to climb the hill out of town again. Just north of Cork, we tried asking for a tent-site in a field, but met a kind yet regretful, "sorry, it's not our land," so we found some woods instead.




July 24 -- Day 29

This was our biggest biking day yet. We headed off for Mallow early in the morning, nose to the pavement, and made it there in just two hours. We found our way to the town castle, under whose shade we ate our lunch and plotted out the rest of our journey. The castle, it turns out, has a very bloody history, like all of Ireland, and the family at Mallow seemed to have a particularly bad lot. One story that we remembered in particular though: one lady of the castle was Elizabeth I's goddaughter, who received white deer from the queen upon her marriage at the age of 12. The girl died at the age of 28 after giving birth to eight children, but the deer can still be seen from time to time, if you're lucky.


Anyway, it was here that we decided to go both to Killarney (for the national park, not the town), to head on to Galway, and then, time being tight, to take a bus to Dublin. We absolutely were in love with Ireland and the Irish, and wanted to stay as long as possible.


Back on our bikes, we pushed ourselves to the max, and arrived in the Killarney National Park before nightfall. That's 105 km we biked that day, yessiree. And despite the crazy road conditions.

Spider-owls

I should take a moment here to curse the reflectors on the edge of the road. Okay, perhaps they've kept people from swerving off the road, but they are our boon! Big lumps of metal and plastic inserted into the pavement at all-too-regular intervals right in line with the paint on the shoulder of the road, they force us to ride either just to the left of the paint (which isn't a problem when there's a shoulder), or squeeze us out into traffic on the right when there isn't a shoulder to ride on. If you happen to hit one, God willing your wheel won't become misshapen from the shock. Seeing them very often, our imaginations have meditated on their images, and have decided that they look like spiders, owls, and even (my favorite) storm troopers sent by Darth Vader peering up at you from the pavement.

Muckross Lake and Killarney National Park

This is the most-visited part of Ireland, and understandably so. Happy to find it is completely legal and acceptable to pitch our tent anywhere we wanted in the park, we found a gorgeous, secluded site in the forest right on the south side of the lake, from whence we could watch both the sunset and the sunrise, watch cormorants drying their feathers, and ducks paddle by. This park is unbelievably gorgeous, mountains surrounded by lakes, cut by waterfalls, and containing every possible shade of green, but also mauves, purples, and browns. It serves as the leaping-off point to the Ring of Kerry, the gorgeous drive around the peninsula that we were unable to tackle due to time and weight constraints. It's quite possibly the most beautiful natural place I've visited east of the Atlantic.







Killarney
Kitsch.


July 25 -- Day 30


We slept in late, packed up and stashed our stuff in a cave near the lake, and cycled 'round the park sans stuff. We did a loop around lake's edge, climbed up the Torc Waterfall (I fell in a wee bit!). In the afternoon, we did some errands around town, lunching in park, then headed back to camp, eager to clean up and go into town for a drink in an Irish pub. Unfortunately, all the pubs were a bit kitsch, the Guinness was watered down, and in the end, we cycled, blinking, home in the dark (luckily, there were bike paths and then the moon rose).


Change in diet and habits

I should note that our diet has changed considerably over the past month. We definitely no longer eat the famous 5000 calorie diet. Our staples are bread, canned veggies (in Ireland: beans and peas are virtually the only ones we found), chocolate, and granola, supplemented by fruit, fish, pasta, soup, and powdered mashed potatoes. We're learning how to eat cheaper, too!


We've also gotten A LOT more efficient at setting up and breaking down camp, and bike much farther than we used to.


July 26 -- Day 31

Another day of furious biking, we wanted to make it to Galway as soon as possible. We bid a sad farewell to the beautiful lake, ran into town for a few quick errands (where we learned about a talented local photographer...I'll see if I can find her name...and her photographs of dying trades, such as green grocers and the like), and got onto the road. We crossed the Shannon River by ferry (chatted with the conductor), and camped in a nice, dry spruce forest after biking nearly 100 km.


July 27 -- Day 32


Irish Stew from a can

Not too great. We missed farls.


Couchsurfing

A fantastic idea for travelers on a budget, or for those wanting to meet new and interesting people! www.couchsurfing.com


Hurling!

Passing through Gort, we heard cheers coming from several bars, so poked our heads in to see that there was a big hurling match going on between County Cork and County Clare. We joined in for the second half, downing half-pints of beer and gaping with awe at the talent with which these young men dashed up and down the fields dribbling the ball on planks and then whacking it with a quick toss in the air. Yep, it's very much like quidditch. Or, like running with an egg on a spatula while being attacked and pummelled. A great game, they should bring it to the states.


What exactly is a vegetable?

We tried thinking of some, but are stumped. Most things we traditionally think of as veggies are fruits or roots or legumes. Any ideas?


Spruces again

We found another, smaller national park to camp in underneath some spruce trees, oh, how lovely!








Biking straight into Galway, we were almost there when Joe's tire started wobbling violently. Upon examination, he found that one of his spokes had broken, so we got closer into town before trying to fix it on the side of the road. In town, he noticed that, oh, his other tire is flat, for the second time on the trip! We fixed things enough to get into town to a bike shop, where we left it to wander around the city.


Galway is another compact city on the edge of a bay (yeah, Galway Bay), traced with canals and streams. The town center itself was a wee bit kitsch, but on a whole was lively and fun to walk around. We found our way to the cathedral in town, which was gorgeous with its green dome and simple, slightly occidental paintings on the interior -- we were surprised to learn that it had been built in the 1960s, in fact, as its design lended it to be much older.


We stayed in a campground that night, Joe took a dip in the bay, and we took much-needed showers.


July 29 -- Day 34


When we woke up in the morning, it was pouring rain, so we couldn't leave town as early as we would have liked. Leaving our tent to dry, we got groceries and did our laundry in the sink. We chatted with other campers, including a few kind and friendly Irish, and struck up a conversation with a German couple from Cologne doing the same trip as we were. The man owned a bike shop, and he gave us tips on bags (apparently, it's helpful after all to have four bags, two on each wheel, in order to help with the balance), locks (you want one that costs at least 50€ and weighs at least a kilo), and bike geometry (our racebikes aren't the kind of geometry that's ideal for this kind of travel). It was fun to compare experiences! Then, he came out to check out our bikes, and it turns out that Hygina is made of cro-molybdenum, a super-lightweight strong alloy -- woohoo, go Hygina! Who'd have thought?


More bad luck...

We biked into town to catch our bus to Dublin -- the last bus for the day, in fact. We hurried through the grocery store and were leaving when it started pouring rain. Not wanting to miss the bus, we got on our bikes anyway, when my tire went flat! We didn't have enough time to change it and make the bus, so we walked in the rain to the bus station, with just enough time! We got off about 50 miles outside of Dublin, not wanting to arrive there at night and be unable to find a campsite, and shivered as we patched my innertube in a sheltered alley. We cycled not far out of town and decided to try our luck again.


Irish warmth

Our bad afternoon turned into a warm evening when we stopped to ask if we could camp in someone's field. The older couple were more than helpful: "Well, it's not our field, but we'll phone the people across the road to see if you can camp there, they're an elderly couple and might have gone to bed already, but they get frightened, you know. No trouble at all! Will you need water in the morning? Here, here's the spigot! Sure enough, they said it's fine for you to camp there, they usually do, you know." As we set up our tent under a tree, the woman yoo-hooed at us from the back of the house, "Would you like a cup of tea?" A few minutes later, the mister brought us our cups, handing them to us over the back wall. "Just leave the cups here on the wall when you're done."


With tea in our bellies and gratefulness in our hearts, the chilly, wet night was much warmer, and my tire, though flat again, was less disappointing.

July 30 -- Day 35

The next morning, we woke up again to rain (just couldn't outrun it!) and my flat tire was staring us in the face (wassuuuup?).  We were in the middle of fixing it when, lo and behold, Joe's tire pump was busted.  Oh, yes.  

So, we hoofed it the twenty minutes or so, in the rain, back into town to catch the bus the rest of the way to Dublin.  Bummer.

We did, however, get to chat with a small group of other folks waiting there for the same bus.  Again, friendly Irish!

Bus ride -- uneventful.  

We spied (out of our little eyes) a bike store as the bus pulled into the center of Dublin, and we pounced upon it!  But, oh, haha!  Things were a bit dear there, and Joe found that he could fix his tire pump on his own.  Power to ya, my biking buddy!  Turns out my front tire, however, was dry-rotted (dry-rotten?), so Joe gave me his old tire to put over a fresh innertube.  All fixed up and ready to go, we snagged a map of the city from the tourism office (pointed out to us by the friendly bike-store guys), and zoomed off to check out ferries.  

Well, the zooming took a little longer than we expected.  Docks are long here.  Quite long.

We got a deal with Irish Ferries called Sail and Rail, which would take us across the Irish Sea to Holyhead, then on to Shrewsbury for just two more euros by bus/rail.  Dude!  We got a late ticket so we'd be traveling overnight and would arrive in Shrewsbury in the morning, annnnnnnd...we could chill all afternoon in Dublin!

So, we zipped back down to check out the James Joyce Center and Oscar Wilde's house.  




I'm a fan of Wilde, and Joe's a fan of Joyce, so we swapped literary factoids, and I almost bought a book by Joyce...but then held myself back, knowing that I have half a book waiting for me in my bags that I've hardly touched the whole trip.  

This was the extent of our site-seeing in Dublin.  The city is quite cool, though, and I know I would make a trip back just to check it out.  

We bade farewell to Ireland (sadly, oh, so sadly!) as we borded the Ulysses (the fast ferry owned by Irish Ferries is called the Jonathan Swift, yuck yuck).  

Dramamine was not necessary this time, thank you very much.

The boat was pretty empty except for some German teens, a few families, and a bunch of truckers.  Joe slept, and I let myself get sucked into The Mask of Zorro, though I could barely hear the voices (who can resist a sword-wielding Sir Anthony Hopkins?).

Three hours later, we were in the hold of the ship, cycling out with all the trucks into midnight rain.  Where's the rail station?  Not there!  Here it is!  We shivered on a bench for about forty-five minutes with our books, until Joe asked a station boy if we were in the right place.  Nope!  Turns out that most pedestrians disembark via a gangplank that herds them nicely to the proper bus station, which we, being pedalers, missed.  Fortunately, our bus (bus? where's the train?) hadn't arrived yet.  It showed up at 2am.

We caught some Zs on the bus, then changed to a train in Chester, where we squeezed our bikes into a tiny stall that must have been a loo in a former life.  Exhausted, we slept a wee bit, and jumped out of our seats as the train pulled into Shrewsbury.

We made it to England!

Well, more to come!  Installations about our stay with friends in Shrewsbury and Redditch, and a list of all the famous actors we got to see in Stratford-on-Avon!  Right now, we're chillin' in Oxford with Joe's sister Nancy, where we'll be for a few days.  

Gros bisous!